The Sexist Post

What was that old rhyme that girls would be singing when we grew up.. something like.."Girls go to college to gain some Knowledge.... Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Well, other than the redundant more in the sentence, I can kinda see where those girls were coming from.. (Venus, obviously.. they would have to be aliens, considering how complex they are to figure out!)

So..Historically, why have men married women younger than them?
Its cause Men are like Government bonds.. they take forever to mature!

Which is why its been recommended that men marry women who're slightly younger than them. It helps with the fact that typically men are slightly immature for their age, while women tend to grow up a tad faster.

It also works out with the life expectancies, since women typically average a few more years than men.. Marrying men older than them helps minimize the number of Golden Years they spend alone.

Its ironic that women have always been asking for equal rights, when they've been blessed with the biggest inequality of all.. lifespan. then again, it is interesting that the number one thing women look for in a man is a sense of security....

So go ahead and keep 'em warm and cosy... and while you're at it, open the doors, pull out the chairs...and damn right, you're gonna be splitting the chores ...but don't for a moment forget.. anything you can do.. they can do better.

Oh yea.. how about doing some yard work for a change..
and how about doing it with the shirt off ;)

How bout this gem I recently overheard:

Men are like Wine.. they grow fine with age.
Women are like.. Milk... .....

ah, Never mind :)